Tuesday, March 3, 2015

4 Month Wedding Meltdown

Yeah, yeah, I know it's been a million years since I blogged, blah blah blah. Let's skip the formalities and just pretend that I've been blogging all along.


Today begins the 4 month wedding countdown.

And most days I'm like, "Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?" As in, how the hell has this time gone by so fast?!

Other days I'm like, "Psssshhhhhhhh." As in, I have SO much time left and there is NO need to rush those final details.... like buying WEDDING SHOES.

I decided to write down a list of every last little thing that needs to be done before the big day, and I came up with 24 things. 24!

And then I felt a major rush of anxiety, and I ran away from the list.


This past Sunday, I ate this:

And oh my lawd, it was fantastic. Every last gooey hunk of cheese. Amazing.

And then I weighed myself the next day and realized that I have gained 4 pounds since purchasing my wedding dress.

I could tell you that I don't give two shizzles about those 4 pounds, but then I would be telling you a big fat lie.

So since Sunday, as in yesterday and today, I have been using My Fitness Pal to a T, and following a somewhat Atkinsy diet (a.k.a. high protein, low carb), as well as dragged my arse to the gym both days.

And since Sunday, I have not been visiting the restroom like one should on a daily basis, if you know what I mean. (you do know what I mean, don't you?)

So then I Googled, and it appears a high protein/low carb diet can do that to you.

So there's that.

My wedding dress is coming next month, people!

(I don't have a Vera Wang dress, but you get the point.)

Bring on the prunes! (TMI? Yes. But when do I not overshare?)


I mailed out our wedding invitations last Thursday, and as of today, a friend in COLORADO has received it, but my MOTHER in SAN DIEGO has not. I was also informed that my best friend slash Maid of Honor (located in Los Angeles) did not receive hers either. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Southern California is a whole lot closer to San Francisco than Colorado...

So now I'm having anxiety that the Post Office man has lost half of my invites and now no one will receive those pain-staking pieces of paper that I personally licked and placed stamps on and hand wrote their names in semi-nice handwriting!

(deep breath...deeeeep breath)

I swore to myself I would not become a bridezilla.

Just get me through these next 4 months so I can relish the feel of sand between my toes (because I probably still won't have wedding shoes), and can hold the hands of my beautiful man and hopefully recite vows (that still need to be written), and then party the night away with my bestest friends and closest family (or at least those who got an invitation).

And I shall leave you with this picture of my nephew, because it is basically the perfect depiction of how I feel right now.



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  1. I really hope the mailman didn't lose some of your invitations, I would be in full on Bridezilla mode!

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  2. respira, mija! hahaha... GIRL, my dress has been hanging out in my mother's room since October AND i have gained probably 8 lbs -_- I stare at my dress and laugh.

  3. It's gonna be here before we know it!!!! Honey you got nothin' to worry about........me, on the other hand, I've got 38 pounds to go!!!!

  4. If it makes you feel any better...my wedding is in 4 months too and our invites aren't even out! Solidarity sister.

  5. This is so weird I wasn't even engaged for 4 months! Crazy!! I'm sure you'll get everything done!

  6. All of the food at this place was totally amazing. I had multiple servings of the delicious lamb entrée. The space is absolutely incredible. The breathtaking views from the banquet halls in Chicago are absolutely incomparable and all the guests were completely amazed.

  7. Again, I am totally late. BUT as of right now, Wednesday, April 29th, I still have not received mine...

  8. Again, I am totally late. BUT as of right now, Wednesday, April 29th, I still have not received mine...

  9. Wow, this means your wedding anniversary is around the corner, I will love to hear your plans and what have got for the special day.

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