Oooooohh boy.

Last night I met a friend of a friend of a friend.

As I reached my hand out to shake his, 

he grabbed it and said,

"A kiss for your hand....But you deserve one everywhere else."

Then he kissed my hand.

And I was all:

And then Verner, standing right next to me, was all:

And then the guy was all:

The End.

xoxo