Once Upon A Time...

Once upon a time, there was a little boy by the name of Verner.

(Some may know him as V Dizzle)

Little Verner had a crazy head of wonderfully curly hair.

But one day, as Little Verner got older, something happened.

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air happened, that's what.

Little Verner begged and begged to get his hair cut like that,

but his mother refused to chop off those beautiful curls of his!

So Little Verner took matters into his own hands.

Every morning, before school,
Little V would sneak into the bathroom,

wet his head,
and use his little hands to literally SMASH the sides and top of his head
so it would resemble that of his idol, Mr. Fresh Prince.

And the boy succeeded.

Because, my friends, where there's a WILL, there's a way.

(Pun very much intended.)

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And now that little boy has grown into a man.

A man with a bald head.

And a beautiful one, at that.

And no matter what your hair (or lack thereof) looks like, Boo,

I'll still love you and think you're the most beautiful human alive.

Even if it looks like that of an Asian boy band member.

The End.