Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Once Upon A Time...

Once upon a time, there was a little boy by the name of Verner.
(Some may know him as V Dizzle)

Little Verner had a crazy head of wonderfully curly hair.

But one day, as Little Verner got older, something happened.

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air happened, that's what.

Little Verner begged and begged to get his hair cut like that,
but his mother refused to chop off those beautiful curls of his!

So Little Verner took matters into his own hands.

Every morning, before school,
Little V would sneak into the bathroom,
wet his head,
and use his little hands to literally SMASH the sides and top of his head
so it would resemble that of his idol, Mr. Fresh Prince.

And the boy succeeded.

Because, my friends, where there's a WILL, there's a way.
(Pun very much intended.)


And now that little boy has grown into a man.
A man with a bald head.
And a beautiful one, at that.

And no matter what your hair (or lack thereof) looks like, Boo,
I'll still love you and think you're the most beautiful human alive.

Even if it looks like that of an Asian boy band member.

The End.

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  1. Verner indeed a handsome man!! and the last photo is so funny!! he looked like Thai..haha.

    xo josephine c.

  2. yaaaaas that korean boyband hair! hahahahahahha...

  3. Hahaha This is so cute :)

  4. 'Pun' greatly appreciated and liked!!! I'm a huge fresh prince fan as well so I can totally see how I might go to all lengths to do that!! Very creative verner ;)

    -Meera xx!!

  5. He was determined wasn't he!? So funny!


  6. hahaha this made my day. that hair!

  7. LOL ..........I love it!!! What a great story teller. Your kids will love them :)

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