I'll tell you what...
Me in a fox mask while BABYSITTING this sweet, precious, sleeping babe:
Yes, that's right. Little Dizzle's niece, sleeping peacefully, and the newly unemployed babysitter gets bored, finds this fox mask, and decides to put it on and take photos of herself, all the while singing, "What does the fox say?" and sending a million Snap Chats to people, who I'm sure were busy working real-life, important jobs.
This is what my life has come to folks.
(Can you tell I'm still a tad bitter?)
For what it's worth, though, the mask was off by the time she woke up and I proceeded to do normal babysitting duties so as not to scar the child.
I'm home now, with a very large glass of pinot noir (and if you think I talk about drinking too much on this blog, I do not apologize. This is real life here, man. Real. Life.).
Annyway, cheers to wine and Netflix. Mishi Out.