We broke the bed...in the least sexiest way possible.

Regardless, it should be shared because everytime I think about it, I still burst out laughing.

So, anyway, this past Friday night, The Dizzle and I were laying in bed, doing our usual random internet perusing. And we came across my birthday post to him and were looking at this photo.

I was telling him how impressed I was that he could actually do that.

Then he says, "You know, I also did the high jump too."

And I was like, wait, what, you did??? Like where you run a little then fling your body over this bar?

And he said, "Yep. I could clear 6 feet 4 inches."

Again. Impressed.

So impressed that I then insisted, "You must show me how this was done right now! Pretend there's a bar over the bed. Start in the kitchen and run to the bed!"

It should be known that at this point, several glasses of wine had been had. Though, I can't guarantee this stupid mistake would not have happened dead sober either.

So anyway. V Dizzle hauls his butt out of bed and into the kitchen. But then a little bit of his newfound 32-year-old wisdom pops into his head and he says, "I'll probably break the bed." So instead, he just shows me in slow-mo how he would run to the bar, then fling his body over the bar, while gently landing on our bed.

But this was not good enough for dear Michelle. Oh no, I wanted the real thing, front and center!

So I said, "No, do it for real! Run like you really ran! Jump like you really jumped!"

And so then he does. All 215 pounds of him.

And what came next was the loudest C R A C K of all!

Because V Dizzle broke the bed. Right in half!

After about 3 seconds of silence, I howled with laughter and fell to the floor! I can only imagine what our neighbors thought.

So, in our drunken stupor, we came up with the perfect plan to mend the situation: Paint cans.

And now, on this Monday morning, those paint cans are still there, providing us a semi-stable bed.

Good ol' Ikea beds for $199.
Good ol' Friday nights that involve high-jumps on the bed.

And that's all I have to say about that.

xoxo