I'm so popular.

Apparently I have a forum on Get Off My Internets! How fancy is that?

To be honest with you, I have only been on that site about 2 times. I never even knew it existed and I don't quite see the point in its toxicity, but today, someone mentioned a forum about me, so I suppose curiosity got the better of me...

And what do you know, complete strangers figuring out my life story!

I didn't, Mischa Barton, but I do now!

(And now, a few SPOT ON excerpts from today's GOMI postings...)

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"I just realized she's 27. For some reason, I thought she and "the Dizzle" were like 22-24ish. They certainly act like it. " 

"This chick's sense of entitlement is ridiculous." 

"I can't believe it's been 4 weeks already. WTF has she been doing? How is "The Dizzle" supporting their San Fran lifestyle?"

"They have no kids, they aren't married, they have a small studio apartment and she's just sitting around twiddling her thumbs. The Dizzle MUST make bank because even a studio apartment in San Fran costs a lot of money. Here I am struggling to eat/feed my family, having to work full time at a job I hate that pays me barely minimum wage and she's sitting her daydreaming."

"I'm really confused about their money situation. Personal trainers get paid decently, but not enough to maintain a lifestyle like that for two people. He must be getting alot from whatever "internet marketing" he does. But still…doesn't add up to me. They wrapped up their trip early because they ran out of money, she even mentioned how much money was left in the bank (I can't remember the exact amount, but it wasn't a whole lot). I don't feel like she earns much from blogging. She doesn't even do many sponsored posts. So they move to San Francisco…where even their tiny studio is more expensive than my 2bd apartment (I live an hour from SF). They immediately filled it with all the "necessities"…I remember because I was jealous that they bought a Keurig and I've been wanting one so bad hahah. They were going out to eat and doing things alot, even before they got jobs again. And recently they bought that new car? I want to know how they do it, because I have three jobs and can't afford nearly that much :p"

"Somehow I don't think they've got much in savings. They'd probably have to go running to her dad if they had any kind of emergency that required a big chunk of money. And I doubt they have any kind of retirement fund(s) or investments." 

"Ugh, I hope her claim gets denied. Unemployment benefits are for people who are genuinely unemployed by no fault of their own (laid off, etc.) and are actively trying to find a new job. They aren't for some lazy entitled princess lounging about her in studio apartment who needs some "time to figure things out"."

"The "Dizzle" is a lucky man. He gets to see her true colors before he makes the mistake of proposing to her."

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SO. To recap: I'm an immature, jobless, lazy, self-entitled Princess that has a baller boyfriend and a rich Daddy. I don't have any savings or retirement plans and I shouldn't be allowed to get Unemployment benefits. Oh, and The Dizzle better run for his life before thinking about marrying me! 

Did I catch all that? 

Sheesh, what a nightmare this Mish character is, huh? It's a good thing you guys got together to discuss just how horrible she is! She SHOULD get off YOUR internets! Good thing blogs exist so we can know every little detail about someone's life and see how horrid they are!

Oh, and Verner? You better run for the hills now... This Princess has a lot of thumb-twiddling to do and unemployment benefits to blow on advancing in her Candy Crush levels!

Asian Princess, over and out.

xoxo