Tuesday, November 26, 2013

I'm so popular.

Apparently I have a forum on Get Off My Internets! How fancy is that?

To be honest with you, I have only been on that site about 2 times. I never even knew it existed and I don't quite see the point in its toxicity, but today, someone mentioned a forum about me, so I suppose curiosity got the better of me...

And what do you know, complete strangers figuring out my life story!


I didn't, Mischa Barton, but I do now!

(And now, a few SPOT ON excerpts from today's GOMI postings...)

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"I just realized she's 27. For some reason, I thought she and "the Dizzle" were like 22-24ish. They certainly act like it. " 

"This chick's sense of entitlement is ridiculous." 

"I can't believe it's been 4 weeks already. WTF has she been doing? How is "The Dizzle" supporting their San Fran lifestyle?"

"They have no kids, they aren't married, they have a small studio apartment and she's just sitting around twiddling her thumbs. The Dizzle MUST make bank because even a studio apartment in San Fran costs a lot of money. Here I am struggling to eat/feed my family, having to work full time at a job I hate that pays me barely minimum wage and she's sitting her daydreaming."

"I'm really confused about their money situation. Personal trainers get paid decently, but not enough to maintain a lifestyle like that for two people. He must be getting alot from whatever "internet marketing" he does. But still…doesn't add up to me. They wrapped up their trip early because they ran out of money, she even mentioned how much money was left in the bank (I can't remember the exact amount, but it wasn't a whole lot). I don't feel like she earns much from blogging. She doesn't even do many sponsored posts. So they move to San Francisco…where even their tiny studio is more expensive than my 2bd apartment (I live an hour from SF). They immediately filled it with all the "necessities"…I remember because I was jealous that they bought a Keurig and I've been wanting one so bad hahah. They were going out to eat and doing things alot, even before they got jobs again. And recently they bought that new car? I want to know how they do it, because I have three jobs and can't afford nearly that much :p"

"Somehow I don't think they've got much in savings. They'd probably have to go running to her dad if they had any kind of emergency that required a big chunk of money. And I doubt they have any kind of retirement fund(s) or investments." 
"Ugh, I hope her claim gets denied. Unemployment benefits are for people who are genuinely unemployed by no fault of their own (laid off, etc.) and are actively trying to find a new job. They aren't for some lazy entitled princess lounging about her in studio apartment who needs some "time to figure things out"."
"The "Dizzle" is a lucky man. He gets to see her true colors before he makes the mistake of proposing to her."

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SO. To recap: I'm an immature, jobless, lazy, self-entitled Princess that has a baller boyfriend and a rich Daddy. I don't have any savings or retirement plans and I shouldn't be allowed to get Unemployment benefits. Oh, and The Dizzle better run for his life before thinking about marrying me! 
Did I catch all that? 
Sheesh, what a nightmare this Mish character is, huh? It's a good thing you guys got together to discuss just how horrible she is! She SHOULD get off YOUR internets! Good thing blogs exist so we can know every little detail about someone's life and see how horrid they are!
Oh, and Verner? You better run for the hills now... This Princess has a lot of thumb-twiddling to do and unemployment benefits to blow on advancing in her Candy Crush levels!

Asian Princess, over and out.


xoxo
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47 comments:

  1. So what if Verner is a baller and your dad is rich. So what if they aren't? Who cares! You are one of the only blogs I read religiously and think you are awesome. :)

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  2. I've never even heard of that site, but seriously who on earth is just sitting around writing these horrible things about people?! I think you're adorable and quirky and fun and I happen to love your blog :)

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  3. Wow... just wow. I'm really shocked that GOMI is such a popular site and has its own FORUMS! Are you kidding me? These are adult women (who don't know you and don't know each other) gossiping and bashing bloggers online? What a waste of time. Are they not mature enough to criticize you directly if they feel the need to comment? Ok I'm getting worked up now. Obviously it sounds like you have tough skin so don't let these gossipers get to you. Stay strong Mish! And keep your blogging chin up. Your site is one of my daily must-reads ;)
    the-lifestyle-project.com

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  4. It's hilarious and scary how much thought some of those people put into your life aha.

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  5. Wow I have never heard of this site, but it's ridiculous! People need to grow up.

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  6. That is so crazy! Why is this site even around? Being so negative about people, ESPECIALLY people you don't know is kind of ridiculous. Definitely bad karma.

    XOXO

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  7. Oh my gosh, this is so ridiculous! I've heard of GOMI before but I never really perused it. Glad that you can have a bit of a sense of humor about it, though. Keep blogging and being wonderful, okay? :)

    Best,
    Danielle
    http://awriterinlove.blogspot.com

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  8. UGH - don't like that shit get you down. you have the balls to put your life out there and are figuring out your career issues and people are going to bash you for it? it's disgusting! and you're awesome so don't let it get you down!
    -- jackie @ jade and oak

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  9. Holy crap people are jerks!! Sounds just like high school all over again. Ugh! Ignore them and their insults. Not worth your time or energy. Chin up!!
    Kristin

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  10. As someone that knows you in real life this is hilarious! And on the bright side, if you have a gomi forum dedicated to you, you're basically famous in blog land! Go Mish! :)

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  11. What the heck is this site? These people seriously need to get a life. What a ridiculous waste of time.

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  12. Wow, have to check this out. I'm hosting a fabulous new giveaway for $100 to Country Outfitter and the chance to win a free pair of Ariat cowboy boots for every month of 2014!!!! Come check it out! http://blondeepisodes.com/2013/11/omg-its-a-cowboy-boot-giveaway-win-up-to-one-pair-of-boots-for-a-year.html

    Kori
    www.blondeepisodes.com
    xoxo

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  13. Promise me you won't ever read that site about yourself again! It's ridiculous that people think they can judge you without even knowing the real you (and Verner)! I agree with the comment above that you should be proud you can openly share your struggles with us. Believe me, I bet none of those people has their life together. Or just pretending they do. Keep blogging the way you do bc it's gotten you where you are.

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  14. Those people are absolute dummies. I would ignore that site if I were you, people suddenly feel so brave when they are anonymous. I couldn't even read the entries because they were just so stupid.

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  15. *does the Asian snap "ohnoyoudidnt"*

    gurl, i got your back. One word for them all: JEALOUSY.

    cross that. BITCHY.

    aka they think they are all that but they are not. They ain't perfect. No one is. Bullies are every where, so just ignore them. They are the one eating themselves alive. mwahaha...

    <3 you!

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  16. OH.MY.GOODNESS. That's amazing. Truly it's amazing. I can't believe people do that. Waste all that time writing about you/blogs! It's ridiculous. And they read your blog! If they don't like it so much, stop reading it! Anyways..... I'm sorry. I'm really sorry they said all of those terrible things about you. None of it is true about who you are. Thank you for being real on here. Thank you for sharing your heart and emotions and where you're at. Vulnerability & authenticity is encouraging and contagious for people who value those things and seek to live their lives more transparent, and truly, alive. Thank you for being real. Always real. I see strength, courage, passion, compassion, love... I see all of those things in your rawness on here. Not laziness. Not entitlement. And I don't even know you! I'm sure that real, passionate, loving Michelle is what Verner & the people who really know you sees and loves and admires. Honestly, that's why I put you're blog in my search bar, every.single.day, and am slightly disappointed when there isn't a real post.. because you're hilarious and real. And I love that.

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  17. Damn girl! You've got to have thick skin for that. I was sad when I got one negative comment on my blog about how I looked boyish and my boobs were gone...haha! I've been reading your blog for over a year and I really appreciate your humor and honesty. Keep it up :)

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  18. Holy cow, those people are ridiculous! Love that you can just shake this off with good humor, good for you :)

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  19. Hahaha I got one of those too. Don't you just love the things people come up with? It's like they really don't know you sell your body on Craigslist for cash. Duh. But it's okay... How else could you possibly survive?

    Hahhh.

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  20. Wow, that's so stupid! I can't believe people will spend time on the internet bashing another person. Your blog is literally one the best (and one of my favourite) blogs to visit daily - if anything, I would say you're on the bloggers that inspires and motivates me to blog. I love your thick skin and take on those ridiculous comments - keep your spirits high! :D

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  22. Oh fucking wow!

    Hahahaha.... How can people be bothered to go and write out that drivvel on some random bitchy website? It's just so... sad...

    I think you and the Dizzle are lovely and whose business it is anyway to know about the financials of other couples anyway!

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  23. oh man, I've been reading your blog for a while, and I never got self-entitled princess out of it! I guess you've made it when people are jealously spewing crap about you though, so kudos?!

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  24. It always shocks me that people have nothing better to do then complain about blogs, and yet they are still going to those blogs and reading them every day. However, it's like a celebrity showing up on Perez Hilton, you haven't made it until you have your own forum on Get Off My Internets. So congratulations? (I'm just trying to make this more positive...)

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  25. Horrible horrible site but if you've made it you're a big blogger now. Hahahaha!

    Those people need to get lives, real one then they wouldn't worry so much about bloggers and what they are doing.

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  26. What I find amusing is that they are judging what they think you are doing with your time, all while spending their time talking about other people. Makes no sense. Life isn't always perfect and planned out, and I really appreciate that you are so honest with what you're going through.

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  27. It sucks that people really spend their day bashing other people who are just putting themselves out there. If you don't like what I'm saying, DON"T READ IT. Haters gunna Hate. I love your blog!

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  28. I am speechless. I didn't know that was a thing. I cannot believe it. shame on every single one of those people. if I was in SF, I'd bring over a bottle of wine. they clearly don't have a life, but you don't deserve that. I'm thankful for you. I love your blog. the way you open up about really hard life things is inspirational. have an amazing thanksgiving. drink a lot of wine. and know that you're a celebrity!! [because people take A LOT of time out of their day to bring you down]. you've made it :) xo - chels @ LLinaBC.com

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  29. Ah that just sucks. People can be so mean! I think it's great that you put it all out there and are able to handle the criticism so well. I love your blog, so keep being you!

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  30. I enjoy your blog but they aren't wrong. I'm sorry but you do seem spoiled and truly have no idea how good you seem to have it. Unemployment shouldn't be for people who are waiting till they feel like getting their life together. The part about marriage was a low blow though.

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  31. I feel horrible for you! Nobody should have to ever read those kinds of things about themselves. I quite frankly, think you're awesome. Who cares that you're figuring your life out, aren't we all? You are such a positive person and I love reading about your life adventures! You know you've made it when you've got haters. Just remember that :) I hope you have an awesome Thanksgiving you little princess!

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  32. If it helps- you are totally my favorite immature, jobless, lazy, self-entitled Princess! ;)
    Love it!

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  33. Because 27 is SO much older than 22 - 24! haha! That one was my favorite! I love you. I look forward to reading about your "entitled-unemployed-asian-princess" life. Please don't take any of that crap to heart. Anyone (with any intelligence) who reads your blog can tell you are a good person with a good heart. xoxo

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  34. Wow that is harsh. I hope you have tough skin, because I don't and that would be hard to hear. The good news is that you have 20 supporters here to every 1 hater there (I made that statistic up, but reading your comments it seems true). Keep your head up!!

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  35. I find your blogging utterly fascinating and a joy to read! Everyone's life has its ups & downs some people have it more difficult then others. You have the courage to blog yours and share it with the world. I don't understand why some people always have to compare or be competitive about how hard one's life is or who got dealt the worst hand. As a person who reads your blogs religiously I commend you in taking this BS in great stride!! I look forward in reading your future adventures and see how you tackle life's crazy roller coaster ride :)

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  36. Just wow ... good thing they aren't bored with their own lives or anything. You know, to spend that much time talking about someone elses life.

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  37. That's a sign you've made it AHA!!! Small minds have nothing better to discuss than other people's lives. Love your work, Mish.

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  38. Oh WOW. People are such idiots. It drives me crazy that people think they know everything about someone's life. Why does anyone care about how much money you do or don't have? You are awesome. Carry on.

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  39. Wow, those comments were definitely jumping to conclusions and super judgmental. I'm really sorry -- I can see how criticism like that would really hurt someone's feelings! You're a person just trying to figure things out after losing a wonderful opportunity... Sometimes people can really lack compassion. But a lot of times, it has less to do with you and more to do with them and the context they find themselves in. Not an excuse, but just saying it to encourage you to keep doing your own thing and to not pay any attention to the snarkiness and cattiness. Even if people say it's not brave to share your life online or you don't "have" to do it, it still takes courage to be vulnerable and share who you really are and I for one appreciate it.

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  40. Aww. People suck. Why on earth would some trolls who claim to be "so busy" working a million jobs sit around on the internet complaining about the details of some random person's life? Seriously I can't even understand. I hope you didn't take it personally, trolls will be trolls. Either way, I think you're funny and cute and your blog posts make me laugh. Also, I don't spend any time sketching out the details of your financial security ;) Keep on rockin' the Mish life. I think you're great. Haha and now that I sound like I'm hitting on, it's time to end this comment...

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  41. They're just a bunch of bitter Bettys. Or bitter Bobs. Either way, bitter. Maybe the reason the complainers can't "afford" the lifestyle they think you have is because they spend their time trolling the internet and trash-talking people they've never met. Karma works in mysterious ways.

    Whatever. I love you and you know it - and that's what really matters, right? ;)

    Happy Thanksgiving to you and that sugar daddy of yours!

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  42. Well hey at lease you know people are reading your blog and directing others to it. So you get the last laugh. I'm sure it bothers you but ultimately they aren't you nor do they know everything about you, only what you offer up to the world. No publicity is bad publicity. Just say thank you and smile and keep on livin!

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  43. I don't even have words. What.the.f*ck.

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  44. OMG THIS IS TERRIBLE! What a bunch of losers!!! Personally, I think you're awesome and adorable and, most importantly, REAL! I don't even have words for those people posting that smack, but I'm glad you're stronger than that and that you have a great sense of humor!! For every hater there's got to be a thousand supporters! :)

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  45. omg, you're so fancy, Mish! this is gross. I understand that bloggers open themselves up to criticism but it drives me crazy how mean people are. It is pretty sad.

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  46. These people are trolls! Just remember that the good always out number the bad. For every 5 troll readers you have there are 100 more that love you and your blog (i made up that statistic but... I love your blog).

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