Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Just keeping it classy, like I always do. Not.


Of course this would be me on day 3 of training, with no pair to spare. And of course, instead of just taking them off and being "nude-legged," I kept them on. All day. Have I told you how classy I am? No? Well, okay, now you know. Don't worry, after training, I hopped myself over to the new City Target and bought myself a brand new pair of sexy pantyhose. Scratch that. Panty hose and sexy cannot be combined in the same sentence.

Now, just for fun, I am going to list 5 fun facts from my day:

1. We got fitted for our new uniforms! They were designed by Banana Republic, and I must say, once I put those cute clothes on, complete with a super cute RED trench coat, I got all giddy and excited inside because holy crap! this is really happening and sometimes I still can't believe it.

2. I have lost two blog followers since announcing this job and I can only take that to mean they hate flight attendants.

3. One girl in my class went to BYU and personally knew Sydney. As in Sydney from The Daybook. As in, if you're a blogger, you know who this person is because she's Mormon and has a ginormous blog. This girl in my class may or may not have said Sydney is a giant B in real life. No comment.

4. As a flight attendant, you are not allowed to drink within 12 hours of reporting for duty. TWELVE. All I will say about that is when I have a layover in Cancun and it's about 8:00pm and I have to fly the next morning at 8:00am, I will look like this -->  :(

5. This morning,my lipstick looked like this:


This afternoon my lipstick baaaasssiccalllyyyy looked like this:


Like I said, classy.

xoxo


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21 comments:

  1. aahhaha! i am dying. the girl in the bottom photo is one of my friends from college / sorority sister of mine! too funny :)

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    1. I grew up with her, too! We're from the same home town- too funny :)

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  2. omg that last picture got me LOLing BIG ASS TIME. Hahahahahahahahah... must make it my desktop picture. hahahahahahahaahhahahaha and Facebook cover.

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  3. I hate flight attendants. I'm out.

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  4. J/K ROFL YOLO what else
    Do the kids say nowadays?

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  5. love this. I can't wait to hear more about this! And #3 makes me kind of happy.

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  6. HILARIOUS. You make me feel so much better about how unclassy I am. Keep up the good work! X

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  7. I might unfollow just because I'm jealous that you're a flight attendant and I'm not.....ok that's probably a lie.

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  8. Clear nail polish will stop any further runs in those panty hose. But then again... 1. who carries clear nail polish around with them when they are out and 2. who the hell puts clear nail polish on a pair of hose and continues to KEEP them... aren't they like 2 bucks? I am lame.

    That is the whole reason why I don't wear red lipstick. Right there. LOL!

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    1. I do this! Only because panty hose/tights are freaking expensive in England if you don't want them to rip when you pull them on. Also only if it's on the foot or somewhere you cant see though. Those babies above are wrecked haha.

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    2. I totally did this too when I was a flight attendant. You try changing your panty hose in an airplane bathroom...it's not cute!!

      val

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  9. I've never heard of the Mormon blogger girl, but now I'm curious.

    I'd be so stressed out about wearing pantyhose, I'm so clumsy and bump into everything.

    Love the red lipstick! :)

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  10. WHATTTT 12 hours?!? Are they insane? Psh in theory no one is "supposed" to come into work hungover but get REAL who hasn't? Am I right? (No? I'm alone on this one? great.)

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  11. You're my favorite. I love you and your blog, classy or not. :)

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  12. haha i can't tell you how many times i have put tights on only to realize they have a damn run in them. story of my life!!

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  13. Omg! I totally love your blog and how honest you are :-)

    I use to have to wear pantyhose during my stint in banking many years ago...we didn't get along...the pantyhose and me...me and banking didn't get along either. LOL

    I hear some "big time" bloggers are total bizznatches in rea life. They like the perks that blogging provides but they are not very good with the whole PR aspect. Oh well...

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  14. You're hilarious! Also, what does the blogger being Mormon have to do with anything? Is that a thing?

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    1. There just tends to be a lot of bloggers who are Mormon in the blogosphere. They're usually really trendy, kick-a moms, and are all professional photographers <--none of which are bad things.

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  15. HAHA Stockings are the worst! I can't call them the other word because it's P----hose and I hate that P word. Let's just call them hose. But not the slutty kind of ho's. You know...
    Red lipstick always looks amazing for the first hour. Then, I have no idea what it's doing. Dear lipstick, it's not a marathon - stop running.

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