Yesterday, while The Dizzle was off looking dapper and trying to bring home some bacon, Stephanie and I took a gander around the city. One of the places we went was Baker Beach.
a.k.a. NUDIE BEACH!
I was quite unprepared to see so many penis' (pee-ni?) at one time, but they didn't seem to mind. one. bit. And well, who would I be if I didn't take inappropriate photos of strangers and put them on my blog? Don't worry, I've done an excellent job of photoshopping any views that might make your stomach churn.
Also, don't get too excited about seeing naked men today. Hot guys don't go nude. It's a fact.
The other 12 nudies we saw were at least 65 years old, face up in the sand, making some serious eye contact with us. So of course, you can see why I wasn't able to snap a photo. But, come to think of it, no one needs to see that. Not ever. So you're welcome that I spared you.
Also, interesting fact: Just this year, San Francisco has BANNED being nude in public if you're over the age of 5! MEANING - - Just LAST YEAR, I could 100% walk around in public, completely naked, and it would be NO. BIG. DEAL. I could sit at the bus stop, in my birthday suit reading a newspaper, and everyone would just have to accept me in all my glory.
So basically, these are straight up rebels here at Bakers Beach. And we all know I'm a fan of being nude on a beach (not really). So being nude WHILE being a rebel? I just don't think it gets better than that.
This is a lot of naked talk before noon.
Okay, moving on.
Here are some photos I took yesterday that do not have any exposed genitalia for those of you that didn't appreciate the first half of this post. Bakers Beach is actually a really gorgeous area of the city that I didn't even know existed, so I'm really glad Stephanie was able to show me around!
|^^Driving across the Golden Gate Bridge!^^|
|^^For all of you Full House fans, like myself, here are the Painted Ladies!^^|
I think I'm starting to really like this city. Now if I could just find a job....and a home.....
Hope you have a great Tuesday!
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