I already lost 3 Instagram followers over this...

But hey, would it be ME if I wasn't somehow offending someone, somewhere in this world?
I think not.
But personally, I don't see what the big deal is about that Instagram photo.
I put a red star on his nipple! No nudity was showing!
It's just a very feminine man with very fake boobs.
Time to embrace our world for what it is, people.

And now, may I please share the wondrous evening I had last night in all of its Lady Boy glory?
***If lady boys offend you, well shoot, here's to an offensive Thursday!***

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Last night, being our 3rd to last night on the island, I dragged my man to a lady boy extravaganza.
Admission was free. Drinks were about $10-15 a piece! {<---What is this, Los Angeles?!}
Don't worry though, once the show begins, it's worth every. single. penny.

I'm going to go through my favorites here. Bare with me.

{Ahem.}

Ladies and gentlemen, may I please present my #1 favorite lady boy of the night who played alllll of the black superstars {and sang "Rolling on the River" but pronounced it "Lolling on the Liver"}:

   

And my how he/she rocked it that evening. I was screaming and clapping so loud, trying to get his/her attention. But I could tell, he/she had his/her eye on The ThaiDizzle all. night. long.

Next up, give it up for Jennifer Lopez and her manly back-up dancers!

Personally, this one was the prettiest of the bunch. If I didn't know better....
Let's just say I'm sure she's broken a lot of men's hearts in her day.

And then we have the beautiful headdress ladies boys ladyboys!
{Is that Snooki on the right?!}

And would the show be complete without a few Moulin Rouge girls?
Heck no!

And this is where I leave you, mouth gaped open, in wonderment.
You're very welcome and I love you too.

Enjoy your Thursday.
I'm going to look at these pictures a little longer because they make me happy.
And I'm kind of sad because tomorrow is our last day here on Koh Samui. :(

xoxo

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