Okay, so maybe I'm not "One" with the animals.

We went to Gibraltar yesterday.

Which, by the way, is a British territory.

Did you know that?

Oh the things you learn when you travel the world.

Apparently my elementary days did shit for my cultural knowledge...or lack thereof.

Anyway.

Best part, hands down, were the monkeys (apes?).

However. I will tell you that I did not leave that place with a new monkey friend.

At first, they were cute. I was in love.

And then these things got not so cute.

They jumped on top of the tour bus, waiting to attack the poor old folks!

Which, let me tell you, everyone on that tour bus was an "old folk."

Everyone except me and The Dizz.

Lucky us?

And then, when you tried to take a cute photo op with one,

they would just stare at you with devil eyes, plotting their attack.

Mere moments after this photo, this "cute" little monkey attacked!

A.K.A....walked past me and accidentally brushed my hair with its body, 

to which I loudly screamed and caused all the old folk to stare and probably acknowledge what a weak and strange little Asian I was.

Whatever. I still say it was an attack.

And if that wasn't bad enough, 

these monkeys were very indecent!

I mean....get a room, won't ya?!

This oral performance should not be seen in public.

So anyway.

My dreams of ever having a pet monkey were crushed that day.

But, I will say, our time spent in Gibraltar was still a very enjoyable one.

xoxo

For more pics of our Gibraltar trip, you can check them out on our travel blog!