Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Okay, so maybe I'm not "One" with the animals.

We went to Gibraltar yesterday.
Which, by the way, is a British territory.
Did you know that?
Oh the things you learn when you travel the world.
Apparently my elementary days did shit for my cultural knowledge...or lack thereof.


Best part, hands down, were the monkeys (apes?).

However. I will tell you that I did not leave that place with a new monkey friend.

At first, they were cute. I was in love.

And then these things got not so cute.
They jumped on top of the tour bus, waiting to attack the poor old folks!
Which, let me tell you, everyone on that tour bus was an "old folk."
Everyone except me and The Dizz.
Lucky us?

And then, when you tried to take a cute photo op with one,
they would just stare at you with devil eyes, plotting their attack.

Mere moments after this photo, this "cute" little monkey attacked!
A.K.A....walked past me and accidentally brushed my hair with its body, 
to which I loudly screamed and caused all the old folk to stare and probably acknowledge what a weak and strange little Asian I was.

Whatever. I still say it was an attack.

And if that wasn't bad enough, 
these monkeys were very indecent!
I mean....get a room, won't ya?!
This oral performance should not be seen in public.

So anyway.
My dreams of ever having a pet monkey were crushed that day.
But, I will say, our time spent in Gibraltar was still a very enjoyable one.


For more pics of our Gibraltar trip, you can check them out on our travel blog!



  1. Omg laughed so hard at the monkey ''attacking'' you. Theres a place over here where you pay 10euro called monkey mountain. And the monkeys come down and climb all over you and you feed them. on some mountain somewhere. We are going once its done snowing and I cant wait.

  2. Bahahaha! Thanks for the monkey porn lol greatly appreciated ;)

  3. I want to go there so bad!! There's a place close to where I live in England that's kind of like a drive around (and walk around) petting zoo. Monkeys jump on your car and just catch a ride; it's amazing!!
    Looks like you had fun!! :)

  4. those monkeys look awesome and gross, all at the same time! but still looks like a fun time!

  5. i always knew monkeys were perverts.

  6. OMG amazing. I love monkeys, but I'm sure if it stared me down with devil eyes I'd be a tid bit on edge.

  7. That last picture... ew! :) Merry Christmas you filthy animals! Haha!

  8. Monkeys are so cute. I really like the second picture! ha.


  9. They're so cute! Of course, if I saw one in person I'd probably be terrified. It's crazy how they just wander about like that...


  10. I went to a monkey sanctuary in Bali and almost got attacked too! Those things can turn on you fast! The pics turned out great though and isn't that what matters most?!

  11. lmao. monkeys are vicious sexy beast. Wait til you go to bali and go to the Monkey Temple. Warning: they steal!

  12. My husband wants a monkey as a pet. No thank you! Your first two pictures really are cute though. But the devil eyes one scares the crap out of me.

  13. LOL how long did you sit there and wait for the monkeys to take that indecent photo? I would expect nothing less on this blog Mish, you rock my world.



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