Sore crotch?
Walking like a weirdo?
Lady bits hurting?
Yup.
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Last night, I decided to switch it up and do a cycling class instead of my usual Kickboxing or Zumba.
It's good to have variety, ya know?
But hot dang those classes are intense.
And smelly. Very smelly.
After an hour of bouncing up and down on a hard, plastic seat,
I feel like I should be sitting on one of those inflatable donuts.
...
I think I'll be going back to Kickboxing tonight.
xoxo
hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to refer to this post if ever I feel the need to take a spin class!
Hahahahaha spin classes are seriously insane! I'm sorry that I had to be right about your crotch hurting ;)
ReplyDeletesoooo true! went once and never went back. partially because my vag hurt and partially because im a lazy ass.
ReplyDeletePoor girl!! I feel this way after riding my regular bike with a cushy seat across town. I can't imagine the pain of a spinning class!
ReplyDeleteHa! This is too funny...
ReplyDeleteI think I'd stick with kickboxing too, after that!
Lauren
http://laurensweetnothings.blogspot.com/
ohhh that's hardcore! I would def need the donut! Fun pic though.
ReplyDeleteOh man, we rented bikes during a recent weekend away, rode for a full day, and I could not walk or sit correctly for the rest of the weekend. Swollen, sore, ouchy.
ReplyDeleteGood luck! Hopefully yours heals a little quicker.
Giiiiiiiiirl I hear you right now! A few years ago I had the awesome idea that me and LoLo would get bikes and ride all around the Bronx on them then I went for a spin around the neighborhood...and haven't touched my bike since. Just the other day I was wondering if it's worse for heavy girls like me since there's so much pressure/weight. lol
ReplyDeletehahaha who knew those little seats could do so much damage to your nether regions?! whoooo knew. apparently a lot of people, according to your twitter responses. guess i won't be trying spin class any time soon. thanks for the heads up!
ReplyDeleteShoulda got some padded shorts :)
ReplyDeleteI will now unfollow you.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking about sore crotchal regions is too risk-ay por moi.
;-)
I've heard this improves with time. But it's quite painful the couple times I've done spin.
Ahah I have always wanted to try that.. but eehh I think ill take your word for it.
ReplyDeleteI don’t think I ever want my little bits hurting.. wait .. umm.. LOL yeah no I don’t.
Oh man I had to stop going to spinning because of that! It was just too painful for my wussy self haha :)
ReplyDeleteI'll only continue to follow you if there are infrequent mentions of vagina on the blog.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, I'm taking a stand. Actually I might sit on my non-sore bottom ha.
X
LMAO. Told you girl from the first warning... hence I never went back.
ReplyDeleteI pray for the healing of thy crotch. speedy recovery, gurlfrand.
I love(d) spinning... past tense because it's been years since I've done it. It was such a great workout, but my vagina would hurt like hell. I bought me a seat cushion which helped with the soreness, but I still walked like I had something in my ass.
ReplyDeleteIf you're going to really take up spinning, you gotta get the bike shorts. Yes, they look like a glorified diaper, or like you bought the world's largest sanitary napkin. But they help. And spinning can burn something like 800 calories an hour. Insane.
ReplyDeleteI have a love/hate relationship with cycling. Basically, I love that is whips me into shape but I hate that is makes my lady bits hurt.
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