For those of you that don't know, Princess Sophia is my dad's new wife.
I say "new" because well, it'll always seem sort of new to me.
She's from Korea.
As in, literally didn't speak a word of English when I first met her.
Well, according to Fasha, Princess Sophia has been trying to learn English.
So anytime we're around, he won't translate for her anymore.
He makes her attempt to speak in English.
It's slow. It's sometimes painful. But mostly it's just entertaining.
Okay. So. Before you think I'm a horrible person for blasting this voice mail on the interwebs, know this:
I would be every bit okay with you blasting my attempt at speaking your language if I were to go to a new country. I really would.
It's funny. Asians are funny. We're all funny.
So calm down, and just have a laugh or two.
I have typed out the message for those that can't listen to the video....
or if you just flat out can't understand her.
"Hi Meeshell...this is Sophia. Ummmm....Good afternoon.
Ummmmm...my birthday 4:30 uh... Escondido home... September 3rd, Tuesday.....night. 6:30.
Uhhh....Michelle and.......your boyfriend.
A few things I would like to point out:
1. September 3rd is a MONDAY. So I suppose I need to clarify the exact date, huh?
2. I like how she can't say V Dizzle's name and resorts to just...."your boyfriend."
3. It's possible we re-played the last 7 seconds of that message about 28 times.
And Princess, we'll be there.