Last night, the girls and I went and had some grub then proceeded to drool over half naked men for about 2 hours.
Oh, Magic Mike.
It was like an up-close-and-personal viewing of Chippendale's. And I'm not going to lie...but I liked it.
Except the part where they had to go and throw a cheesy story line in there and take away from all of the drooling.
Not the greatest of actors. Not the greatest of stories.
But, oh. Oh, that dancing.
Channing, you sure know your moves don't you?
I never really thought much of him {or his acting}.
But during the movie, alright fine, I can see what you ladies like so much.
And, Matthew...you weren't so bad yourself.
Here's a little eye candy for your Thursday:
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All throughout the movie, I just couldn't help but wish I could go home to someone with that kind of body, those kinds of moves, and rub coconut oil or something all over their chest and abs.
Then I remembered, oh wait...I can. ;)
{Sorry to whore you out, Boo. But it was necessary for this post. I'm sure you understand?
The ladies and I appreciate it greatly.}
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xoxo
Happy Thursday!
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!! you are awesome for doin' that right there.
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ReplyDeleteHehehe! Those were my thoughts as well- Magic Mike was great and all...but I've got my own muscly man to call my own at home! We are some lucky girls aren't we?!
ReplyDeleteNow, to teach mine those Magic Mike dance moves- so I can have that at home too...;)
HEHEHE!
xo
Kayla
HAHAHA! Oh, you know. Just cracking up to myself on the front porch while I read this, dodging the looks of my neighbors. Hysterical. And I love that you call the movie out for what it is.
ReplyDeleteLOLLLLLL Oh Vdizzle, I wonder if you know how exploited you are on this blog. I heard that the movie was ruined by the cheesy story line, don't they know that women were just going to see the bodies? Why bother with story? Anyhoot, hope V Dizzle broke it down for you just like Channing Tatum.
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lolz. whoring out yo' man. love it!
ReplyDeletealso. i'm seeing it tonight with ma girls, and you just got me reallll pumped for it. and for that, i thank you.
xo
Hi there! I just found your blog, and I have to say, it's adorable:) I'd love it if we followed each other!
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Yes, we do appreciate it....
ReplyDeleteI am in love with this post, especially your man at the end - great picture ;)
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Lol right? What was with the second half of the movie? And less titties more wieners! Just saying...
ReplyDeleteOooh, talk about some man meat. The picture of ice cream eating was key for this post!
ReplyDeleteare you SURE your man wasnt in that movie? he COULD HAVE BEEN!! hahahah
ReplyDeletei need to see this man-licious movie right now. i am most excited for the dancing i think...seeing channing bump and shake and grind in the previews has me itching for more!
cannot wait to go seeeee!
xoxoxo
Those pictures are hilarious. I can just see you searching for them AT WORK.
ReplyDeleteNot a great movie, but great girl time! :)
Um. Matthew McCoughnahey- hey is still super hot.
ReplyDeleteAnd your man is gorgeous. I wouldn't ever let him put a shirt on. Haha.
Stop it. Stop. It. I just drooled everywhere. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteWe definitely appreciate it! Oh man, Joe and Matthew are the only reasons I'm going to watch Magic Mike this weekend. I can't handle Channing Tatum's hot dude with a sensitive soul acting!
ReplyDeleteOh my! Hot hot sexiness all over!
ReplyDeleteThis post was like 50 Shades of Grey - enjoyable and cruel at the same time.
ReplyDeleteJokes... I didn't enjoy 50 Shades of Grey...
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I believe this movie is really what inspired the phrase "come to moma"!
ReplyDeletelol - i havent seen it yet but my husband keeps saying i dont need to since i have my very own at home as he proceeds to strip and gyrate!
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I will say that Channing tatum is chiseled out of marble, but girl I think your man might be too
ReplyDeleteNICE....Very nice!
ReplyDeleteClassic!
ReplyDeleteYou have inspired me to show off my hunk of manhood...someday.
♥ Duckie.
Hahaha we are like the same person...as much as I will admit that Channing Tatum is hot (and yes, I agree, his dance moves are amazing), the whole movie I was just thinking about my own personal Channing that I have in my life who in my opinion is totally smoking hot ;)
ReplyDeleteCheers to having good looking boyfriends! =)
I saw this movie last week with my Mom and we were both disappointed. I found that the move just dragged on.
ReplyDeleteChanning Tatum basically carried the entire movie.
I mean, there were some parts that I didn't mind and found entertaining but overall, it was meh.
My Mom and I both agreed, we should've seen Ted instead
Nice man candy I gotta say! but who needs Magic Mike when you got yourself a stellar guy, right?! I am a lucky one as well, haha :)
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i just found ur blog and love it and oooo you are lucky to come home to that! :) LOVED magic mike!!! so good!
ReplyDeleteI am seeing Magic Mike tonight!!! yipss!
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Sexy!!! I gotta go watch this movie.
ReplyDeleteKinda bummed it had no storyline. Hoping it'd be like Full Monty. Oh well. Whistle whistle on the BF ;)
ReplyDeleteI saw "Magic Mike" on its opening day and I loved that you put your boo in the post because I thought the same thing of my husband after I saw the movie. He gave me such a hard time for seeing it but I told him that if we ever need more financial flexibility, he could start some choreography to "It's Raining Men." ;)
ReplyDeleteThe dance numbers, choreographed by Allison Faulk, are inventive and athletic, but not really erotic; Soderbergh never lets you forget that, for these men, dancing is above all a job.
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