Day 5 - No Alcohol - TGIF?

How has it only been 5 days that we've banned alcohol?

I really have to go 25 days more?

I actually suggested to V Dizzle last night, when no one else was around to hear, 

that we could just drink the night away and no. one. would. know!

He didn't take the bait.

So here I am, going in to my first weekend without alcohol. Wish me luck.

I really don't know why I chose July to be the month for this.

Middle of Summer + My Birthday Month.

Real smart, Michelle.

I just need to remember why I'm doing this.

A) To prove to myself I can

B) To give the ol' liver a break

C) To lose those extra post-marathon lbs.

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So last night's "Thirsty Thursday" was spent at the gym instead, 

doing Zumba with Kathy Griffin.

Which, okay, clearly...it wasn't her. But, hot damn, if there was a Kathy Griffin look alike contest, my money would be on this chick to take home the gold.

And let me tell you, this 55 year old had some moves. It was highly impressive and even more entertaining.

I really suggest you all get yourselves down to a Zumba class if you can.

Shaking your tail feathers with a bunch of middle-aged women and that one token Latino man who really takes his dance moves seriously?

You won't regret it.

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After the gym, what would normally result in a bottle of wine or a 20 pack of Bud Lights,

it was instead filled with water, popcorn, 21 Jump Street, and nail polish shenanigans.

Don't get too jealous of our wild nights over here.

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Happy Friday the 13th, friends.

Hope you all have fantastic weekends!

xoxo