4 Things.

1. I went to kickboxing last night. First time back in over a week. 

Felt good. Felt real good. 

I had the cracked out instructor again. 

You know, the one that screams, "UP HIGH!!! UP HIGH!!! DOWN LOW!!! DOWN LOW!!!" as if her life depended on it. It's a possibility she snorts a little somethin' somethin' right before class.

You know what else I noticed about her? She has a non-existent butt. 

And I find that odd. 

You'd think someone who did Turbo Kickboxing several times a week would have a rock hard behind instead of two little flaps.

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2. I've been wearing my retainer for the past two nights.

My bright red, sparkly retainer.

After this last visit to the dentist, it got me thinking.

It would be a crying shame to have worn braces for so many years just to have my teeth shift again.

He hasn't said so, but I think my retainer wearing is a major turn-on for The Dizzle.

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3. Speaking of The Dizzle.

I dropped him off at the airport this morning.

He's off to see his dad in Las Vegas again.

They're driving to UCLA tomorrow to get a second opinion on what's been going on with his dad's knee.

I really hope it turns out well.

No offense to the LV doctors, but they don't seem to know shiz there.

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4. I'm not going to lie to you.

But remember how I was all gung-ho about not drinking for 30 days?

Well technically today would mark 23 days of no drinking.

And, let's see...I'm pretty sure I've had dranks on 6 out of those 23 days.

But you know what?

Compared to the alchy level that I was, I'm not that disappointed in myself.

17 out of 23 days without alcohol?

YOU try that and tell me how easy it is!

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That's all.

Hope you all have lovely Tuesdays.

Possibly even Taco Tuesdays?

I will try my hardest to refrain from having a margarita.

But no guarantees.

xoxo