So several months ago, V Dizzle and I watched a documentary called The Cove.
Which was basically 92 minutes of a dolphin bloodbath.
Once the documentary ended and as I was wiping the tears that had been streaming down my face,
I vowed to never visit Sea World again!
Those poor dolphins with perma-smiles on their faces but really are just crying salty tears of sorrow!
We must fly to Japan at once and set.them.FREE!
And then remember how I ran that marathon?
Well, it turns out they thought running 26.2 miles deserved a free ticket to Sea World to use for the month of June. And it also turns out that I really love free things.
Aaannd that I can't deny my love for Sea World and those cute little animals
trapped living in small pools of water.
Plus, I mean, they just opened a new ride there called Manta Roller.
How could you not be enticed?
And I'm pretty sure I've never heard of a roller coaster that killed a dolphin.
So yeah...we're going alright?!
We're going tomorrow and we're going to be first in line at the Dolphin Discovery show!
Go ahead...judge me. I know I am.
See? Here's my judging face: