Monday, May 14, 2012

Korea Highlights - Let's talk about the Love Hotel


Can we take a moment or two to really soak this room up?
Go ahead...just really take it in.
The circular bed, the faces on the wall, and the bright red love seat with questionable stains.


Now let's head on over to the left and view the bathing facilities.
Go on through those exotic threads and in to the tub area you'll be.
{Again, with questionable stains on the inside.}
That there toilet, hidden behind a see-thru glass door, comes with a bidet and everything!
You're really treated like royalty at Hotel Cello.

If you ever have any reserves with your boyfriend of just 10 months, 
aka: "Hey, I've got to poop, and I'm going to be 3 feet from you through a see-thru door, so either leave, put a pillow over your head, or deal with it,"
stay here for a week.
Pretty sure any thread of decency will fly right out the window.


I don't think the house keepers were very happy with us.
We used about 25 towels a day just to create a somewhat sanitary walkway for us.
And better believe I used one in the shower/tub on the reg.
No way were my bare feet making contact in there.


So why was this called a "Love Hotel"?
Other than the free condoms and porn 
{on channels 2, 4, and 38 in case you were wondering}?
Well, apparently, this place rents by the hour as well 
and is known to house business men and travelers on the regular.
So basically, I'm sure they thought V Dizz was bringing in the same prostitute every night.
Oh well.
I suppose for $50/night, you get what you paid for, right?

xoxo

I'll be posting more Korea photos this week..
This one came late because I just woke up about 30 minutes ago.
Jet lag is a bitch, isn't it?

P.S. My giveaway ends tonight!
I'll announce the winner tomorrow!
Whoop Whoop!

14 comments:

  1. haha at least your suffereing makes for a great story.

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  2. Bahahahaha I love this. Those Asians can never get their minds out of the gutter about non-Asian men with Asian women, can they? Jeez. You sleaze. JK.

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  3. Okay, aside from the questionable stains, the room does actually look pretty cool! Not having a door and needing to poop with my boyfriend in the room would have sent me over the edge though.

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  4. In Taiwan, they call these "car motels"! I can't believe you stayed there...thankfully they had lots of towels!!!!

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  5. Lol the one thing I can't get over is the complete unsanitary-ness of Korean bathrooms. Beautiful country, disgusting smelly public bathrooms. Can't wait to see your pics of the motherland!

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  6. So how many STD's did you pick up?

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  7. you blogged about poop. i love it. curious, how did that go down with the Dizz? Ruin the romance? i need to know these things...i'm visiting the german in 28 days!

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  8. Very interesting hotel, haha!

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  9. Uhmmm...I don't even know where to begin. At least you got what I'm assuming to be non-American(ized) porn and condoms out of the deal!

    Welcome home
    xo Cat

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  10. FANTABBBBBBB GIRLIE!! Free condoms?! whaaaaa?!?! LOL

    I've always wanted to sleep on a circular bed after watching Austin Powers ... glad you're having a blast :)

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  11. It's so Austin Powers I can't even handle it. Like the Korean Shag Hotel.

    But SERIOUSLY I'm dying! See through glass by the toilet?! I'm sure you and V-Dizz are much closer now than before you went.

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  12. Oh my gosh! If you had just posted the pictures, I'm pretty sure I'd have thought it was a super swanky, modern, hotel. I'd have used a similar amount of towels, as well... and probably had nightmares sleeping, thinking about how many hourly visitors that room had seen.

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  13. Ummm I would've sent my boyfriend out on a walk everytime I would have to poo...there's NO WAY!!

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  14. Congratulations on taking a big step with V-Dizz... not every relationship can handle the poop test. Who would've known that all it would take is a highly questionable hotel in a foreign country?

    If that doesn't justify the two of you staying at the creepiest hotel I've ever seen, I don't know what does.

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