Once upon a time, a little half Korean baby was born.
Though she had the chubbiest cheeks known to man,
she always kept it stylin' with her ruffled dresses, blue and white striped jumpers,
and her runway-esque poses.
Then the little baby grew up...
Her 10th birthday was quickly approaching
and her mother asked what she wanted for her special day.
There were only two things in the world that this little girl wanted:
1. To go ice-skating (in July)
2. To be the flyest chick in town...
And how would she accomplish that kind of status?
Why...by getting a full head of beaded braids, of course.
And what little Mishi wanted, little Mishi got.
So her mother took her straight away to the nearest salon,
and 4 hours later...
She got her birthday wishes.
And by golly, she was the flyest chick in town.
She was SO fly, that she decided to keep those braids All.Summer.Long
just so she could show off on her first day of 5th grade.
Because a half Korean 5th grader with a head full of beaded braids
is the best kind. Obviously.