Monday.

I'm sure you've all been worried sick that I haven't posted yet today;

Sitting on the edges of your seats, refreshing every 60 seconds.

I'm just sure of it.

Well, fear not. Mishi is here.

Writing to you from Bentonville, Arkansas.

{Say whaaaat?}

That's right. You heard me.

Normally I'd post a Weekend Recap.

Which, as of late, basically means me telling you 

The Dizz and I ran an unfathomable distance and consumed an even larger amount of food.

Which in case you were wondering, we did run {18 big ones} and we did eat. A lot.

See below for reference:

However,

I thought it'd be okay to veer away from my normal Monday posting

in lieu of my current situation.

- - -

This morning, I hopped on a plane and flew my ass to Arkansas.

{With a lovely head of hair in my direct sight, mind you.}

And if you're like me who maybe wasn't exactly sure where that was on the map

and just knew it was "over there in the South somewhere,"

well, here. I made it easy for you:

{Don't judge me. Asians are good with numbers, not geography.}

My oh-so glamorous job of mine flew me out for a business meeting.

To do business-y stuff that I won't bore you with details here.

Anyway.

It's time for me to get out of my room at the Holiday Inn Express

and head out for some grub.

Maybe I'll go to the Denny's that shares the parking lot across the way.

Told you: Glam-o-rous.

Happy Monday, Friends! :)

XOXO