K-O-R-E-A

You know what kind of hit me recently?

That I'm going to mutha effen KOREA next week.

Say what??

How the heck did this come up so fast?

I feel like I just bought the ticket, with 4 months to plan!

For those that don't know,

The Dizz, The Fam, and I will be heading across the world 

to see my big bro and his lovely fiance be wed!

Pretty big stuff.

Here he is in all of his Bachelor Glory:

The plane ride will be about 13 hours,

and I fully intend on popping a few xanax {paired with a cocktail or two}

and passing out sleeping the majority of the way.

Wait, what?

Even though North Korea has been threatening total destruction of South Korea as of late,

and we may or may not get nuked by a deadly missile while we're there,

I am still highly excited to be in my Home Land! 

I mean, how bad could those North Koreans really be?

They look so friendly and happy and charismatic in their choreographed dance!

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So anyway,

I think this will be a trip to remember.

Let the countdown begin!

Only nine more days!

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Happy Thursday, Friends!

xoxo