Friday, April 20, 2012

Friday Ramblings

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
I'm not quite sure why, but it's all been going downhill since.

Maybe it was because I had a dream that I was cheating on V Dizz with Ryan Gosling.
Which, I know, I know... Ryan Gosling = Hot Sex.
I am not a cheater people. So it didn't leave me with a good feeling.

And it didn't help my emotions any when I stepped on the scale
to only have it scream very angry, hateful numbers at me.

By the time I was in the car {running late for work},
I think the negativity was radiating off of me.
So I looked over at The Dizzle, and said,
"Let's each think of 3 things to be thankful for today."
I figured focusing on that would help bring me out of my crap mood.
So we did just that:

I'm thankful it's Friday...
I'm thankful for my health...
I'm thankful to be alive...
I'm thankful for you...

And you know?
It did help. I felt much better.
For about 2 minutes until...

Bruegger's Bagels parking was a nightmare,
and I almost got hit by a bus.
Then Bruegg's didn't put enough cream cheese on my bagel 
{which is probably best for my hateful scale}.
I got to work and realized I left my iPhone at home,
and so on, and so forth.

People, it's only 8:49am.
I need to turn this frown upside down or else I'm going to have a very ugly Friday!

So I'm pulling out the big guns.
Heading to my last resort.
The one thing I know, at this moment, will make me happy.
Because, could Rebecca not put a smile, albeit a painful one, on your face?

Happy Friday, Friends.
I hope your days are significantly better than what mine's started out to be.
Have a lovely weekend!


  1. I am thankful I found your blog. :) Here's hoping your day gets better, dear!

  2. Well at least Connie hasn't come out in full force.....yet..... Hope the day turns around!!! <3

  3. Are you sure Rebecca Black makes you happy? =P She makes me stressed haha.

    and hey... at least it's Friday =)

  4. hahaha I get in a bad mood when the scale is up too, the worst, i need to stop weighing myself. I like the thankful idea, ps want to see the video that does it for me- Melissa Mcarthy on SNL-hidden valley ranch focus group

    it's kinda long, but one day you have to watch this!

  5. i hate when Friday's are off to a bad start. They shouldn't be allowed... ever. My morning started off FABULOUS... and then i sideswiped a WALL in my parking lot... and it's been downhill. is it 4p yet!?!?!?

  6. Oh man, I am not having a great morning either. AND... AND I dreampt last night that I got kicked out of the morman church. Like they were spying on my laptop and found all this information and pictures from Burma and that was not OK I guess.
    I am NOT Morman, nor do I have any desire to be... especially after that scary dream.
    Dreams are weird.

  7. grouchy pants after hot sex with ryan gosling? are we friends?!

  8. I feel you, girl. Your Friday morning = every moment of my entire week. I've got my own Connie problems goin' on. Happy friday/weekend vibes to you!

  9. I dreamt that I cheated on my husband with his best friend. This was last week. I woke up and immediately told Jesse. And I now call Jesse's bestie my dream lover.

  10. I'm with Vicki, I don't know how anything could phase you after getting to have sex with Ryan Gosling. Real or imaginary, that might just make my year.

  11. it's not cheating if it is ryan. duh.

  12. I am thankful for the damn smile that stupid video put on my face - never fails :)

  13. First of all, I totally had one of these days yesterday, so I can relate to just about everything you're saying. But unlucky for me, it wasn't because I had a dream about Ryan Gosling. Second of all, you're hilarious. And I'm you're newest follower.

    A Sigh and Sanity

  14. Your blog is hilarious! New follower right here =) so glad you found me over at my wee little blog!



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