Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Master Chucky is going to make me a STAR.



See that man with his leg kicked high in the air?
That's Chucky.
He's the security guard for the Albertson's grocery store Downtown.
He's the man who, up until yesterday, never said a word to me.

Oh, but then yes. It happened. And I must share with you the awesomeness of it all.

SCENE: 
Mish standing at the end of aisle 4, 
staring into the abyss as she tries to remember what she came for in the first place.

Chucky approaches.

Chucky: What are you looking for?
Mish: Oh, I'm actually just trying to figure out what I need.
Chucky: I know what you need.

Chucky then whips out his business card
with the exact same "High Kick" pose as seen above and hands it to Mish.

Chucky: I make films. Martial Arts films. I'm actually doing one in Seaport Village right now.
We could use someone like you.
Mish: Oh, well! I am Asian....so I'd probably be pretty good.
{Uncomfortable laughter at her joke, because that's what she does in nervous situations.}

Chucky and Mish depart ways.
60 seconds later, Chucky magically reappears.

Chucky: You know, Jackie Chan's manager is one of my good friends.
Check me out on YouTube.
I'm doing some big things.
Big Things!
Check it out.....

Chucky then proceeds to push a grocery cart away and Mish is left there smiling and dumbfounded.

Fast forward to Mish in aisle 7, perusing the different spices.
Chucky, with Ninja like motions, quickly walks by while trying to convey once more his status:

Chucky: I'm also working with Will Smith...

And with those words, Chucky disappears once more....never to be seen again.



And that, my friends, was my Monday afternoon at the grocery store.
The End.

xoxo

11 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh, I am picturing the guy from Mr. Deeds who silently pops up everytime he turns around haha. Doesn't his mole also move to a different spot on his face in each scene? Wow, I went on a tangent there.

    P.S. We should swap buttons next month...just sayin...

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  2. That is hysterical, love the name dropping haha...I will now go check him out on youtube

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  3. Fucking.Awesome.

    I love days like these!

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  4. ha! funniest post I've read in a while!
    new follower, found you through Chickadette!

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  5. I need things like to happen to me. But alas, I am Midwestern tall (and mildly "big boned") Scandanavian lass. Things like this don't happen to me. So I shall live vicariously through you. Also. Why haven't I read your blog yet? Glad to find you. :)

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  6. Haha, this was so funny!! I was totally cracking up trying not to wake up my son, who is napping here beside me! I love when these random scenarios happen! I also love how you made this into a dialogue! Very intriguing, I am sad it ended there! I am glad I read your blog! You are too funny! Following you now!

    -- Farra

    www.bohemianhoney.blogspot.com

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  7. Wow that is quite the grocery experience. Speaking of food, You should come check out my latest funny on my blog.

    Oreos and 5 yr olds. Tons of fun!


    Kerr
    PinkPlz.com

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  8. wait did you google/youtube him? Are you going to be in a movie? LOL on the asian comment

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  9. Oh my gosh..you have the BEST luck with the creepers don't you?

    But hey, maybe he wants your hot running bod in his movie..ya never know!

    Word to Chucky, make your business card a LITTLE bit more attractive next time buddy.

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  10. Ahahaha! So great! The only thing that might have topped it off was to see him do the high kick in uniform, but I can always use my imagination for that. I need more Chucky Curries in my life! lol

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