Master Chucky is going to make me a STAR.

See that man with his leg kicked high in the air?

That's Chucky.

He's the security guard for the Albertson's grocery store Downtown.

He's the man who, up until yesterday, never said a word to me.

Oh, but then yes. It happened. And I must share with you the awesomeness of it all.

SCENE: 
Mish standing at the end of aisle 4, 

staring into the abyss as she tries to remember what she came for in the first place.

Chucky approaches.

Chucky: What are you looking for?

Mish: Oh, I'm actually just trying to figure out what I need.

Chucky: I know what you need.

Chucky then whips out his business card
with the exact same "High Kick" pose as seen above and hands it to Mish.

Chucky: I make films. Martial Arts films. I'm actually doing one in Seaport Village right now.

We could use someone like you.

Mish: Oh, well! I am Asian....so I'd probably be pretty good.

{Uncomfortable laughter at her joke, because that's what she does in nervous situations.}

Chucky and Mish depart ways.
60 seconds later, Chucky magically reappears.

Chucky: You know, Jackie Chan's manager is one of my good friends.

Check me out on YouTube.

I'm doing some big things.

Big Things!

Check it out.....

Chucky then proceeds to push a grocery cart away and Mish is left there smiling and dumbfounded.

Fast forward to Mish in aisle 7, perusing the different spices.
Chucky, with Ninja like motions, quickly walks by while trying to convey once more his status:

Chucky: I'm also working with Will Smith...

And with those words, Chucky disappears once more....never to be seen again.



And that, my friends, was my Monday afternoon at the grocery store.
The End.

xoxo