Apparently I used to be chubby...

Yesterday, I went to Fasha's office to get an adjustment {he's a chiropractor}.

You know him...this gem of a Korean:

And just for a refresher, this is Princess Sophia, who was also there.

A.K.A. My Dad's "non-English speaking" wife.

Anyway.

From the moment I walked into that office,

Princess Sophia was staring me down.

Please note: Though I grew up with a Korean Father, 

I do not speak Korean.

Sad, but true.

So this is basically what I heard come out of Princess Sophia's mouth:

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah."

Then I look at Fasha and he responds with,

"Blah blah marathon blah blah boyfriend blah blah"

Naturally, I was baffled due to the language barrier.

So I asked Fasha to kindly translate what was just said.

He tells me that Princess Sophia said that I was looking very thin.

To which he explained to her that I'm currently training for a marathon with my boyfriend.

My head began to grow with the "compliment"...

until I was quickly shut down with Fasha's straight-faced remark:

"Yeah, you're not as chubby as you looked before."

Gee. Thanks, Dad.

Mind you, I have not lost a single pound since starting this marathon.

Not.A.Single.Pound people!

And I'm pretty sure I just saw them a mere 3 weeks ago.

What the crap?

Anyway, the rest of the visit went on with Sophia saying how I needed to use more sunblock because I was getting too tan and looked like a farmer...

Or something like that.

I zoned out after the chubby comment.

Oh Koreans...aren't they charming in their blunt and cutting ways?

Happy Wednesday, Friends ;)

xoxo