Wednesday, March 21, 2012

After 8 months of dating...it finally happened.

V-Dizzle's view of Downtown San Diego...Lucky B.

Yesterday morning, my alarm went off at 7:15am, like it usually does.
I grunted, hit snooze, then cuddled up to V-Dizz, like I usually do.
After finally managing to drag myself out of bed,
I went into his bathroom {door cracked open because we're cool like that} to relieve the ol' bladder.
Like. I. Always. Do.
Except this particular morning, my nose was a little runny.
So naturally, with nothing else to do mid-stream, I grab some TP and blow my nose.
No big deal, right?
Wrong.
I sort of maybe blew too hard because it's quite possible I somehow kind of farted.
I thought maybe I got away with it until I heard from the bedroom,
"DID YOU JUST FART?!"
I quickly denied it.
People, I have mastered the art of never farting in front of this man!
Because, I'm classy. 
And I don't do that...at least to his knowledge.
How could I be so careless?!
His laughter got louder with each second that passed (no pun intended).

I quickly got ready for work, kissed him goodbye, and thought it was the end of that moment
and we'd never have to talk about it again.
Until this sweet chat popped up at work:


So that's it. It's happened.
8 months of being the perfect girl that never passes gas,
and in a quick moment of blowing my nose,
it was all taken away from me.

And let us never speak of this moment again.

xoxo

24 comments:

  1. Rookie mistake. But so worth the story :)

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  2. Oooh, I *barely* remember those days.
    I've been with my man since I was 16... so we've seen it all! ;)

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  3. But don't we all have a funny story just like this? I can assure you, mine was WORSE. You are lucky.

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  4. Girl, always close the door!! Ha ;) I am dying laughing.... I am the same way. You will never live it down now. xoxoxox

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  5. hahahahaha, I've been with my (now) hubby for about a year and a month total. I let one slip last month? for the first time. It's embarrassing. He still brings it up, haha. Good luck. New follower!

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  6. LMAO...that's tooo funny!!! :)

    8 months...wow!!! you're good girl!

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  7. Brandon still hasn't caught me and it's been five years!!! I have had a few close calls though, once while I was sleeping and it actually woke me up! I laid there with my heart pounding waiting for him to start laughing but thank the Lord there was just heavy breathing and more sleeping.

    You and Verner have entered new territory! :-)

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  8. Brandon still hasn't caught me and it's been five years!!! I have had a few close calls though, once while I was sleeping and it actually woke me up! I laid there with my heart pounding waiting for him to start laughing but thank the Lord there was just heavy breathing and more sleeping.

    You and Verner have entered new territory! :-)

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  9. HA!!! I'm dying right now! Somehow I've managed to go uncaught for almost four years. And I've never caught the bf either. I hope this continues but I fear my luck may be running out...

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  10. Hahah!! This is a great story. I think I farted in fronted of my husband once before we were married and he was so excited haha

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  11. Hahah!! This is a great story. I think I farted in fronted of my husband once before we were married and he was so excited haha

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  12. I think I somehow lasted over a year before ... well it happened. it's all down hill from here!

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  13. I think we have all been there; to funny!

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  14. LMAOOOO!! I can't believe you blogged about it. I'm so in denial of anything coming outta that end.. and it's been 10 years with my boo boo!!

    You go girl! Own it and laugh about it... makes me smile ;)

    I totes thought this post was much BIGGER than what it was.. if you get my drift?? "Finally happened..." ya know?!?! Can't wait to hear more love stories!

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  15. Mish!!!!! you got me rolling at work! Only you can be soo suspenseful making me think the word I love you was said or move in with me or even you got a ring on your finger for it to be you "blowing your noise"

    I should know you well enough to know that that wasn't the Mish I know & love :)

    I love you, this post just made my morning!

    Thank you

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  16. My husband and I have been married for almost 2 years, and I've only just recently become kind of OK with letting that loose... And only if it's silent...

    Love your blog! You're funny!

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  17. This made me laugh so hard! The first thing that came to mind was a Sex in the City episode about the same thing. So hilarious! I think my fiance and I have been together for waaaaay too long to even remember when that happened and at this point we make a point to come up with the best jokes to make fun of each other about it all. Like, "Man, did you rip a hole in that couch cushion or something?" It's always good to be able to laugh about stuff like this and I think it's better for a relationship in the end to just let loose-- figuratively and literally speaking. ;)

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  18. this is so funny! bahahha. reminds me of the SATC ep where carrie farts... hilarious.

    Peony

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  19. So you've pooed in the same apt but not farted before??? LOL on the story tho!

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  20. ummm I just laughed so hard at this post! So glad I came across your blog! too funny!!

    www.tippeecanoe.com

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  21. Bahahahaha girl, there is no turning back now!
    Did you not have any idea that you could possibly fart? No gas-y feelings at all?? I'm always nervous about that happening...in that same scenario. Luckily, it hasn't happened yet!

    But hey, atleast you got it over with right?

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  22. LOL I've been with my Mr for almost 7 years and it never happened to me, I'm still trying to be a lady. I think there will be plenty of time for that when we're oldies.

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  23. Hi Michelle,

    New reader here and I love it. You're definitely very relatable despite the fact that you're absolutely gorgeous and your man is too!

    When I first started dating my husband I lived in New York City in an apartment with a bunch of roommates, but I had a 1/2 bathroom in my room. When he was there, I was always scared to even pee because I didn't want him to hear me so I would either wait till he left or till I had to take a shower since it was in the other bathroom... LOL

    come check out my new blog at www.empiricallyerin.blogspot.com

    Erin

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