Thursday, January 26, 2012

The day I thought I had a secret admirer..

I got an email this week from UPS.
It looked like this:


What?? Huh?
Important Delivery Information?
And it was addressed to my HOME address, 
so I KNOW that it wasn't something I ordered online because I ALWAYS ship to my work address.
{something about getting packages at work always make the day a little better, ya know?}

So then I clicked on the tracking info and this is what I saw:


Okay, now, WHOA.
Hold on a minute.
I don't know anyone that lives in Oregon.
WHO is sending me something?
What could this be???

Then I thought: Well of course!
I have a Secret Admirer!
That HAS to be it.
And, I mean, it's definitely got to be someone that reads my blog.
Because, clearly, with 46 followers, I'm kind of a big deal and I should really be expecting
this kind of star treatment by now.

Wow, this is pretty cool.
I wonder what the gift is!? 
I hope it's something really cool. 

And there I went...for a few days,
thinking I had a secret stalker admirer from afar.

Until today.
I looked through my previous emails and saw this:


Oh....Yeah.
That.
I completely forgot I had ordered a new swimsuit.
And had it shipped to my home address because I didn't think it'd be all that professional
to have swimwear arrive at work.
But, in my defense:
{insert Chandler sarcasm}
Do you SEE how small that tracking number is??

Anyway, short story short.
I'm dumb.
And have the worst memory ever.
And apparently think I'm a lot cooler than I really am.
Aaaaanddd basically downed a large portion of humble pie.

So, that's all.
Happy Thursday.

P.S.
At least the swimsuit is cute?




7 comments:

  1. It's so vampy. Haha. What a fun/funny adjective. Super cute though.

    And mystery packages are the best....even if they *do* turn out to be from yourself {which is typical 'round this girl's house.}

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  2. haha thats hysterical :) at least you had fun thinking you had a secret admirer for a few days :)

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  3. Lol! I love shipping surprises that I forgot about!

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  4. Super cute!!!!
    secret admirer nice! but then again, they know your home address?! CREEpy! LOL

    Good thing it was so secret you didn't know you where the secret admirer

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  5. Ahhhh, Michelle....you never could get surprised by anything or anyone....you don't give anyone a chance to surprise you :)
    Love you!!!

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  6. Just found your blog and I love it! Can't wait to come back when I have more time to check it out. Nice to "meet" you. I'm your newest "follower".

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  7. one follower gets you onnnnneee little present and it just goes to your head.

    =)

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