Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Blast from the past...

One day, when I was 6 or 7,
I remember being at a formal, outside party of some sorts with my mamma.
Perhaps it was a wedding reception?
Can't remember.

I was running around, playing with other kids my age,
when this little boy walked up to me.
He grabbed my wrist,
looked me square in the eyes,
and said,
"I don't know you, but I think I'm falling in love with you."

I immediately gave him a repulsed look,
yelled, "LET GO OF ME!"
and ran like hell.

I was then reprimanded by a friend of my mother's,
who told me a real lady would have kindly said,
"Unhand me."

Apparently, I'm not a lady.

The End.


1 comment:

  1. I'm pretty sure this was at Dr. Kellar's daughter's wedding reception. And I think you were closer to 10. Was that MBJ who "reprimanded" you? I think she was just trying to be funny.



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