Happy Halloween, ya'll.
This is me from Saturday night.
Maybe I was an Asian prostitute.
Maybe I was Kim Jong il's Korean concubine.
Maybe I was a transvestite.
Maybe I was a geisha.
I let others decide.
Regardless, I learned something:
I will never cut my hair. Ever.
P.S. This is me with Brother...or should I say, sister?
Here's a sub par quality photo of the Kim Jong il concubine thing...
ya know, in case you want to go with that story.