Wednesday, August 31, 2011

When I Was Little...

I wanted to be famous.
Like Movie Star famous.
I was always actin' a fool.
Being "look-at-me" loud.
Singing at the top of my lungs.
Jumping in front of any camera at any time.

When I got to Junior High, my friends and I would always make movies.
I begged my dad to buy me a video camera, and voila: Home-made Movie Star.
When I got to High School, I joined the Drama Team.
In a school of literally 80 kids, it was kind of a big deal to me.

I even went so far as to get an agent (x2).
One in San Diego.
One in Los Angeles.
My poor mother driving me back and forth from auditions,
as I confidently thought: "This will be the one, I know it!"

When I got to college (in L.A.), I thought,
"This is it! I'm finally going to make it!"
I mean, obviously now that I'm living in L.A., it's got to happen.
Needless to say, obviously it didn't.
I did some student films,
quickly realized everyone and their mother wanted to be famous,
and decided to pursue a "real job."

Well, ladies and gentleman,
little did I know that being a career woman,
I could also, finally, have my big movie debut.
Please, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

I've made it everyone.
I'm going to be famous.

Please, click HERE to witness the award winning performance.

Oh, and....You're welcome.



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