Who am I?

Ladies and gentleMAN...

Mish has decided that tonight, Tuesday, June 7th, 2011, she will be Staying IN.

I know what you're thinking...

How could you, being the alcoholic that you are, skip out on TACO TUESDAY?!

Some would say this is blasphemy. 

I say this is necessary.

I need to just take a chill pill and catch up on ME.

I'm pretty sure I haven't done laundry in literally a month...maybe longer.

I'm pretty sure I have had an alcoholic beverage (or 7) for the past 5 nights.

I'm pretty sure I can't even remember the last time I've just been home. alone. just me.

This will be good. Promise.

My liver will thank me.

I'm sure my co-workers will too when I come to work actually wearing clean clothes.

Now don't let this stop YOU from going out and getting your Taco Tuesday on!

Go have a Marg and a taco for me.

xoxo