Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Letters...

Dear Starbucks, I miss you terribly. It's been 4 days since we've been together. Now that I live only 3 minutes from work, I can't find you anywhere near! So now I'm stuck drinking the crap coffee that work has to offer. I miss your Turkey Bacon breakfast sandwiches and your Grande Pike's Place coffee with half and half and Sweet n Low's... I miss the smell of your shop and the warm greetings I get by your workers. Maybe I can find the time tomorrow to leave the house a little extra early so we can re-unite. That would make me happy...


Dear Mutha, I'm very sorry that I haven't called you in a few days. I feel as though life has been hectic and I can't seem to find a moment to give you a holler. But I know that's no excuse. We all have time in our lives if we make it happen. Just know, you're on my mind and I intend to call you VERY SOON. So be waiting. By your phone. At all times. You never know when the moment will strike.


Dear Water, I used to drink a gallon of you every day. You made me feel so alive and healthy. I never drank coffee or soda, just you. You made my skin glow and hydrated. I miss those days with you. Lately, I think I've been neglecting you more than necessary. I will try my hardest to drink at least 8 glasses of you a day. Thanks for being patient.


Dear University of Phoenix, I am getting very sick of you and your courses. They are time consuming and boring. I think the people that work for you are retarded and don't know how to do their jobs. I think the course work is mundane and busy work. Thank the Lord Almighty that I only have 2 more classes with you then I'm DONE. Also, you cost WAY too much for a class. $1750 for a 5-week course? Come on...Poop on you.


Dear Facebook Friends, I'm starting to get a little tired of seeing: "I'm Engaged!!!!" or "Just got married!!!!" or "We're having a BABY!!!" when you've BARELY EVEN HIT YOUR MID-20's! It makes me wonder...is this what I'm supposed to be doing at 24 years old? Because I certainly don't FEEL ready for that. Do ya'll look down on me for still being single and childless? I sure hope not...


Dear Blogger, I really appreciate your services. You allow me to have a place to come and vent my thoughts and feelings and to be able to document my life so that one day when I'm old and gray, I can look back on my glory days. You provide me with many hours of entertainment. I don't know what I'd do without you.

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