I know...But...

I know I probably shouldn't have drank that ENTIRE bottle of wine last night...But it's quite possible I'm turning into an alcoholic. Not really...but maybe.

I know I should probably be eating more than just Jamba Juice these days...But I'm kind of liking the fact that I've lost 14 pounds and my clothes are fitting much better. Just FIVE more pounds, ok? Plus, I'm SEVERELY depressed still from the break-up, remember?? (duh) ...Whatever. Don't judge me.

I know I should wash fruit before I eat it...But I rarely (never) do. We all know I'm far too lazy and impatient for such shenanigans.

I know I should actually go to the gym...But sometimes I think my 10 squats and 10 crunches once a week are just as good.

I know I shouldn't be drinking Diet soda or Sweet n Low's because of all the bad chemicals like Aspartame (thanks, mom)...But it's just SO good, with guilt-free pleasure! Am I right?

I know I should "save the trees..." But every time I wash my hands, somehow it's mandatory that I get 3 (not 2, not 4) paper towels to dry...umm....OCD much?

I know I shouldn't ASSUME...But I'm pretty sure I know exactly who scraped the Black Panther last weekend. Will I confront said person? No. Because I have CLASS, people.

I know I should probably save money and just drink the FREE coffee at work each morning...But, Starbucks is just so dang good. I seriously think they put some form of liquid CRACK in it to make us all addicted. Just a theory. For what it's worth, I didn't go to S-Bux today...and it may or may not be because I woke up late and just didn't have time.

I know I should probably start working right now...But I have some important Blog Reading to do right now.


Happy Thursday ya'll...ONE. MORE. DAY!!!
xoxo