Sometimes...

Sometimes when I'm in my car, I think the tinted windows give me a full shield to sing and dance like a rockstar...until I realize the awkward glances I get...

Sometimes I find myself thinking way too much about clever Facebook comments I can post...

Sometimes I'll pull out my cell phone in public just so people won't talk to me...

Sometimes when I'm having a conversation, all I can think about responding is: "That's what she said..."

Sometimes I'm not aware of my surroundings, so I'll refer to "Black Angus" as "Black Anus" in a not so library voice kind of way. Again, cue awkward glances...

Sometimes I get really stressed when I think about my life and where it's at...

Sometimes when I'm all alone and it's raining really hard with lots of thunder, I get scared and jump into bed with  the covers pulled up high...

Sometimes I go to In N Out and get a Double Double complete with animal style fries and don't regret it one bit...

Sometimes I just want to quit my job and fly far away to travel...

Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to have the life of a stripper (kidding...sort of)...



...But only Sometimes... =)

Happy Monday, ya'll.